(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

29 January 2014 ·

Spot on.

Spot on.

(Source: ourtimeorg)

27 January 2014 ·

You know that whole dragons kidnap virgin princesses and all that?

What if they kidnapped them to protect them from man?

What if they taught them out to be dragons and how to fight back against knights who only saw them as prizes?

What if dragons aren’t born? Buy rather they’re taught.
All dragons are princesses who learned this and became so much more.

- via crhodey

(Source: disputedjustice, via crhodey)

26 January 2014 ·

WORTH SEEING. 

(Source: Laughing Squid, via theclearlydope)

24 January 2014 ·

"I’ve learned that “I’m kind of meh on New York” is not a generally accepted point of view."

~ Ann Friedman 

24 January 2014 ·

laughingsquid:

‘Let’s Ruin It With Babies’ Hits Theaters in Austin, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Oakland

HA! 

laughingsquid:

‘Let’s Ruin It With Babies’ Hits Theaters in Austin, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Oakland

HA! 

24 January 2014 ·

aduhm:

if your kids can’t do this then throw them in the garbage

A. MAZ. ING.

(Source: s--avetonight, via likeneelyohara)

24 January 2014 ·

orbsteeb:

lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps  

24 January 2014 ·

I relate to you little man

I relate to you little man

23 January 2014 ·

Darth Vader

meredithbklyn:

NYT: You’re never tempted to pick up the phone and pretend to be Darth Vader? 

James Earl Jones: I did that once when I was traveling cross-country. I used Darth as my handle on the CB radio. The truck drivers would really freak out — for them, it was Darth Vader. I had to stop doing that.

20 January 2014 ·

Anxiety

When your heart is pounding, put your hand on your chest. Feel that? That’s opportunity knocking.

16 January 2014 ·

Airport Tag Pillows. These have @swissmiss written all over them.

(via evangotlib)

15 January 2014 ·

North America is shaped like a dragon. This. Changes. Everything.

North America is shaped like a dragon. This. Changes. Everything.

(Source: nickholmes)

15 January 2014 ·

-apple:

I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day.

RIGHT?!

(via tastefullyoffensive)

15 January 2014 ·

laughingsquid:

A Paper Sculpture of Smaug the Dragon Made from Pages of ‘The Hobbit’

Mandatory reblog.

laughingsquid:

A Paper Sculpture of Smaug the Dragon Made from Pages of ‘The Hobbit’

Mandatory reblog.

14 January 2014 ·

Katy Kelley

Marinated in NPR, sauteed in Hip Hop, garnished lightly with Kung-Fu movies, washed down with a Guinness and served with a side order of cleverness. Has been described as “Mary Tyler Moore meets Pee-Wee Herman”.

Delightfully ambiguous with a dollop of intellect. Chilling in Brooklyn, NY.