Jobs that hipsters are allowed to have
- chef of ONE specific dish ONLY
- president of a Muppets club
- stylist to the lattés
- arbitrator of taste via social media (jobless)
- pug masseuse
- mail man
- a bike therapist
- monthly 90’s/southern rap dance party thrower
- stay at home performance artist
- ironic butcher
- curator of nicholas cage archival museum
Nailed it.
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“Rach, where do you see yourself in five years?” “Stay at home performance artist.”
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“ironic butcher” is so good
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Katy Kelley
Marinated in NPR, sauteed in Hip Hop, garnished lightly with Kung-Fu movies, washed down with a Guinness and served with a side order of cleverness. Has been described as “Mary Tyler Moore meets Pee-Wee Herman”.
Delightfully ambiguous with a dollop of intellect. Chilling in Brooklyn, NY.
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