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lukrative: Broccoli MRI

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:32:31 -0400

lukrative:

Broccoli MRI

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:20:40 -0400

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Wed, 15 May 2013 14:29:35 -0400

thugkitchen: THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:50:02 -0400

thugkitchen:

THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even Popeye can’t hate. Yeah spinach makes you swoll as fuck, we know that. But did you know just one cup of spinach is over 300% of your daily recommended Vitamin A? Sweet fuck. You worried about acne? Wrinkles? Any other skin shit? Spinach to the mother fucking rescue. That shit keeps your skin looking so fresh and so clean, not to mention helping to prevent skin cancer. Spinach has these plant-based compounds called “flavonoids” that not only repair damaged skin but also fight multiple types of cancer. Everybody knows I ain’t even fucking playing when it comes to dick cancer, I gotta have my shit in tact.

IF YOU SMOKE cigarettes (tumblr crew I’m looking at you), DO NOT take any Vitamin A or beta carotene supplements. Studies have shown that combining those supplements with tobacco drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. But then again, smoking drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. So quit that shit.

You want to make this shit at home and tell Jamba Juice they can go fuck themselves by not paying for their high calorie sugary shit? Recipe below for a Thug Kitchen Original:

SPINACH COOLER
Ectoplasm free and Dr. Venkman approved

2 handfuls of spinach (about 2 cups)

2 frozen bananas

1 cup chopped and skinned cucumber

4 medium chunks of pineapple

1 cup coconut water or tap

1/4 cup orange juice

1 tablespoon flax oil (optional)

6-8 mint leaves (optional, but I dig that shit)

yields ~20 ounces

Toss that shit in a blender and zap it. If you prefer it a little sweeter, add some more pineapple to that shit. DRINK UP, CHAMP.

Seriously though, fuck Jamba Juice. Only they could make smoothies as unhealthy as McDonald’s made oatmeal.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 23:22:06 -0400

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Tue, 14 May 2013 23:19:43 -0400

sigh Truth.

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:04:51 -0400

*sigh* Truth.

A note for the company we have in the upcoming weeks.

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:51:56 -0400

A note for the company we have in the upcoming weeks.

Quinnipiac love to @badowski @robgaafar @mikegermano on a...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:15:58 -0400

Quinnipiac love to @badowski @robgaafar @mikegermano on a journalism topic very very dear to my heart.

soupsoup:

“Journalists are getting big stories wrong, over and over again.” - Scott Pelley

Married. Whoa, this is awesome

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:52:26 -0400

Married. Whoa, this is awesome

We are madly in love, blissfully happy and now officially...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:40:04 -0400

We are madly in love, blissfully happy and now officially husband and wife!

Me, going to bed after a long day.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 09:19:29 -0400

Me, going to bed after a long day.

Swedish Chef Ramsay

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 19:28:53 -0400

Swedish Chef Ramsay

This is how @lukechatelain and I eat dinner after going to the...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:29:54 -0400

This is how @lukechatelain and I eat dinner after going to the gym.

zhubi: Brilliant. I still think about this. Hilarious.

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 09:30:23 -0400

zhubi:

Brilliant.

I still think about this. Hilarious.

Bill Nye is my favorite.

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 20:07:29 -0400

Bill Nye is my favorite.

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Mon, 15 Apr 2013 19:36:44 -0400

Coachella #CageMatch. Most important thing on the internet,...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:27:00 -0400

Coachella #CageMatch. Most important thing on the internet, courtesy of @zhubi. cc @vanhoven @colinmurphy @bunch

Brass knuckles

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 20:02:19 -0400

Brass knuckles

Relatable.

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 19:57:13 -0400

Relatable.